This is the interview I had with Ted.

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Ted Haynie is a soccor mom. Oh wait, wrong interview. So what is Ted really? Is he the Teddy Bear we all think he is? Or is he the kind that steals your pick a' nick basket? I investigated further to find out.

I visited Ted at his summer home in the Hamptons. I was greeted by his dog woofy and his wife. Yes, Ted is a happily married man and very divoted husband. He golfs on weekends and challenges his friends to tennis while listening to country music. Ted is a Republican and a big fan both John Mc Cain and Harry S. Truman.

But what about the man inside the man? Ted Believes that insanity is not based on actiona but on chemical imbalances in the body. He also doesn't believe he is a loser which says quite a bit about his self esteme. To prove this, he told me of his charity work. Much of his time is spent in the pursuit of helping others. So I guess he is a Teddy Bear. Thank you.

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